Yandex sucker, you're almost in the top... bam and your article is not in the search at all! Or is Google still a sucker, with its zoo, pandas and penguins and other living creatures, analysis of search engines here.

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It just so happens that Google and Yandex are the leaders of the Runet.
They are the ones who provide the largest traffic from search, these are the 2 search engines that are the best in the CIS countries... but are they really the best? Which one is good and which one is bad?
Yandex is a sucker? Or is Google a sucker? Or maybe they are both really bad, they don’t see normal sites and blogs!
Do the robots of these search engines follow bold links like zombies?
Ever wondered why sites that buy direct advertising are higher in search results?
If you try direct advertising and then give it up, do you know what will happen?)
All your requests will go the hell away from where they came from!
Maybe Yasha thinks everyone is warm?
Try to get to the top of the search in Gosha without links, did you try it, was it successful?)
You don’t understand... I’m not talking about low-frequency drivers, but at least about mid-frequency drivers, you can, of course, move up high in the midrange, but in how long... in half a year, a year?
Links are no longer being rolled out?
So why are there old trust sites with bold links to them in the 10th?
Why do you know this, can you guess?))
Right! Because he takes everyone for a ride!
Let's look at why the Russian search engine has bad taste.

Yandex is a sucker, and your page is no longer even in the top 100

Have you ever had your page published at 10 o’clock, hurray!
Next update... bam! And she is no longer there! No, this page is way past 10.
You start to blow your mind... maybe you spammed the keys? Or maybe something with relevance or poured in a lot of water?
I go, look, check... everything is fine.
Hmm... Ooh! The reason is behavioral... I'll go and look at the metrics. Yes, everything seems fine.
Well, God bless her with this article!
A couple of updates pass and what do I see?
My God! She, she's at the top of the search again!
...So think about it, who is lukewarm after this, or is Yandex not catching up?

And it happens like this.
You check the positions in the search, 5th place, not bad, right?
I do not believe! I'll go check it myself!
I go to the search, enter the query, where? Where is she?!
There is no page even at 10, on the 3rd page I find it.
Do you think this is normal? Or does he take everyone for suckers and have been playing tricks on everyone?)

What will happen if other sites link to the page of our site, or at least one bold trust site?
What do you think?
The Runet search engine stated that the links hardly work?
No! He’s definitely either not catching up himself, or he’s taking you and me for donkeys!
The links work, they work!

Now let’s imagine that your request ended up in the top 3, no matter how, with the help of social media. networks, links, announcement in subscript or something else...
In fact, he just got there.
Do you know what will happen if it is a competitive request?
Your page will be destroyed by your competitors!
And you won’t see her in the top 10 again!
How?
You know, I had this happen, the page loads like C, in an hour, two hits, 2 refusals.
They came in for about 5 seconds and closed.
What about your division?!
I’ve had people on VKontakte switch to it and not a single person has been rejected; people spend 30 minutes to 1 hour reading it!
I don’t count those who simply had this page open for 5-6 hours, but there were some.
The VKontakte audience doesn’t like to read anything at all!
This page was simply leaked.
Yandex deeply sneezed at your uniqueness! (I mean the uniqueness that is not shown by plagiarism).
So think about who is a sheep and who is not.
It’s not like his robots are stupid, but he doesn’t understand such simple things.

I’m going to write an article, I wrote it, I check the relevance, everything is ok 100%.
And then the thought creeps in: shouldn’t I look at the best articles for this request?
I look... wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, what do you think, how is the relevance of the top 1?)
1%, to be honest, I was crazy about this situation...
In my opinion, Yasha takes everyone for suckers, all rules are to him, like TV is to an Indian.

How do you like indexing a new article in a week?
While he indexes it, it will be stolen from you 10 times!

Now let's figure out why Google is a sucker.

Gul is a sucker and his zoo has rabies

I’m writing an article, everything is great!
Bam on the button! I'm publishing it.
Top 50, okay, who's in the top?
I'll go check this article... but it's spammed with keys!
Either I’m not catching up, or Google is stupid and doesn’t see the big puddle with keys.

How do you like rewritten articles that are correctly reworked and bypass the original sources in the search?
This is fine?
After this, who is normal?
What do you think?

What do you think of the Goshin Zoo, led by a penguin and a panda?
It’s interesting that there are 2 sites with the same indicators, well, there’s a trust, etc.
They decided to promote themselves with links, they began to aggressively purchase links, a month later both sites were in the top for many keywords, another month later... one under a panda, the other enjoying the view from above!
This is fine?
You have to be a complete sucker to put one in the top and put another down for the top 30-50.

What do you think of Google's sandbox filter?
Although I believe that she is not there, well, he is not there, what is there?
There is a trust, it determines where to place your pages in searches.
Again, I think so, but according to the majority, this filter still exists.
Let's assume there is one.
So I’m writing an awesome article!
She would have a place in the top ten, but in his opinion I haven’t reached the top yet.
He puts me in 30th place.
The owner of a crazy trust site finds my article, rewrites this article, top 3.
It turns out he's cool, I'm not?! And my place at the top is already taken.
So what do you say, googol loser or am I sick?)

That's all.
What do you think, which search engine is better, Yandex or Google?
In the next article, we’ll figure out what the “+” and “-” of these search engines are, and where it’s easier to advance.

There are many users roaming the Internet who love to search for and create various jokes. At one time, this joke appeared: when the query “Google you honey” was entered into Google, the TITLE “I’m not your honey, you stupid bastard” appeared in the second place in the search results. Now this answer, thanks to the efforts of the young blogger Alexander Baryshevsky, appears in first place.

This is the answer from Google to the query “Google you honey”

The same joke worked for Yandex, i.e. If you now type in Yandex “Yandex you are a sweetheart”, “I am not your sweetheart, you stupid bastard” will appear in the search results again.

The trick also worked with Yandex

If you use the wordstst.yandex.ru service, you can see that users make a lot of stupid requests containing the words “Yandex, you’re a honey”:

• Yandex you are a honey but Google is better;
• Yandex I love you honey;
• Google said that Yandex is a sweetheart, etc. and so on.

Users make a lot of stupid requests containing the words “Yandex, you’re a honey”

Such requests are, on the one hand, low-competition (NC), and on the other hand, they have sufficient frequency so that they can receive traffic.

Conclusion: Such “stupid” queries can easily get traffic to a website or blog. Another question is how convertible such traffic will be.

In order to generate income from traffic in the form of clicks on the same contextual advertising, it is advisable to write articles talking about any goods or services. Users click on advertising in such articles more willingly than in an article “nothing at all.” For those who want to properly promote their website or blog, we recommend reading the article

Hello, to all readers of my blog, and today I want to write you an interesting post on the topic, Yandex, you are a honey. I don’t know, maybe you’ve heard, or maybe not, about this very piquant request, which, by the way, collects quite a decent amount of traffic. It’s the same story with the Google query “you honey”.

After analyzing this request, I discovered that it contains very high competition, but since the popularity of the request is very high, it would be a crime not to write about it.

Now you can say, they say, Yuri wrote a post about some nonsense or this is complete bullshit, but believe me, with such things and jokes, if not the future of the Internet, then very bright prospects are hidden. Read to the end and you will learn how you can collect large and targeted traffic from jokes.

So, what kind of request is this, why did I decide to write this post, and what’s going on in general? Let's try to figure out what's what, but, first, I would really ask you to enter the following phrase in Google, namely: Yandex, you are a honey.


Then we click on search and what do we see.


It turns out to us that he is not a sweetheart at all, right?? Well, since you have checked and are convinced that such a joke really exists, now you need to understand why this joke was created and what it gives to its author.

By the way, you can watch my short video on this topic:

Well, look, if there is such a joke, then someone created it and that someone is Mr. X. I’ll honestly tell you that if it weren’t for this request, I would hardly have recognized this person, and so he became more or less famous (even if he’s hiding behind a curtain of mystery). Now, many people come to his blog, and the bulk of the visitor data comes from this request.

Now, let's analyze this keyword. Naturally, from the very beginning, this request was zero, well, who would want to enter something that Yandex is so cute, right?! Then, the number of requests was created individually precisely with the creation of this response.

It turns out that the person created an interesting answer, which seems to be answered by the search engine itself, saying that he is not your sweetheart, some kind of sweetheart.

Yandex you are my sweetheart

So, we found out that this request appeared, well, someone accidentally entered it. Then, seeing the prospect of this, some person, and in this case, a blogger, created an answer to it, which many people liked, because it is really fun. Then, the time came when this request simply began to spread across the Internet like a virus.

“Hey, do you want a joke?? Want. Enter this phrase into Google. And that will be? You enter and then you will see.” This is how such requests spread on the Internet, and social networks are simply teeming with them. It turns out that this request is high-frequency, which means that if you promote it to good traffic, you can get stable traffic. I am sure that the author of this answer receives 100-200 visitors per day and this with minimal effort. Therefore, if you want to get good traffic, you will have to get a little creative this way.

Of course, now this query has been used many times, and the query “Google you honey” has become just a Runet joke; it can often be seen in public pages on social networks. Well, okay, there is an interesting request, a joke, but maybe there is an opportunity to create something similar yourself?

I think there's a good chance that you could create something like this yourself. For example, enter this query again, but don’t rush to click search, just look at what other answers people are looking for.

Well, it just doesn’t occur to me that using such a simple method, many people receive very decent traffic to their Internet resources, so if you want to get promoted, and very quickly, you will need to apply some rules.

And so, the rules for creating artificial HF requests:
– your request should be interesting;
– of course, that it must be unique, but, nevertheless, you can always spy on competitors;
– such a request should be fun. For example, Yandex, I love you, I'm waiting for you, well, something from this series;
– you can use these jokes in different search engines; naturally, this request will be difficult to promote in Yasha or Gosh.

Therefore, it’s a paradox, but it’s really true that you can be a total 0 in SEO, but, nevertheless, promote your Internet resource to 1000 traffic. I will definitely conduct an experiment where I will create such a request, which may well give very good and stable traffic. If you have not heard about this, then I recommend that you think about this issue today, because it seems to me that it is precisely such requests that can bring your site to good traffic.

Moreover, this traffic will be very targeted, since the people who come to you will read your article, which you tailor for this joke, and will also read your other articles.

Conclusion: the Internet is not only a place where you need to study SEO and promote your requests. On the Internet you can express your imagination and use this to promote your websites, blogs, online stores, and portals.

Well, well, the queries: Yandex you honey, Google you honey are now very popular, but nevertheless, now you can still find such queries that can also be well promoted.

That's all for me, bye everyone!
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Yandex is stupid– I called this become. But life shows that anyone who has worked on the Internet for more than 5 years once comes a moment when, like Zadornov, he calls out, pushing away from the table with his chair: “Yandex, you are stupid!!!”

Check the queries and see how many people come to a similar conclusion every month:

Yandex is stupid– 1,668 people per month.

Yandex you are stupid– 715 people.

The stupidest Yandex– 138 (if you choose the dumbest search engine among the great four Yandex, Bing, Google and Yahoo!, then, as they say in Odessa, “Yes, Yandex is the dumbest!”).

Yandex Google is stupid– 106. But here I will argue, because if Google is forced into this list, then the question arises: isn’t the webmaster himself creating a low-quality, shitty site that is equally negatively perceived by all search engines?

« Yandex you are dumber than Google“- I agree with those 99 people who argue in a similar way.

Well, then comes the cry from the heart:

« Yandex you stupid bastard!!!" - 74 people are crying out about this.

And after him:

« Why is Yandex stupid??»

Why is Yandex stupid? I can name 10 reasons right off the bat:

1. TIC is a legalized racket that forces any webmaster to buy left-handed links, otherwise he will not get to the top. When Yandex itself claims that the only thing that matters is how much you write, not taking into account the behavioral factor: time on the site, user activity, depth of views, number of comments, building search results only on the TIC is somehow hypocritical. Do you agree?

2. The story with copy-paste - create a bot that will find copy-paste and automatically make invisible links to the site from which the text was stolen - is it really that difficult? And everyone would immediately stop stealing, knowing that by posting the stolen text, you automatically give the TIC to the person you stole from.

3. And secondly, it’s just as easy to understand where the original source is and where it is. But no, Yandex stupidly does not pay attention to this, allowing thieves to get to the TOP, and those whose text was stolen hang out in position 101.

6. Of all the search engines mentioned, Yandex is the dumbest, and this point (I have no doubt about it) does not require much proof.

7. Yandex you are dumber than Google - another point that I accept without much controversy, loving Google more. And if so, then I do not agree with those who say “Yandex Google is stupid”, tarring everyone with the same brush. At the same time, I regret that our fellow citizens do not use Yahoo! – the most honest and categorical of search engines.

8. Another explanation why Yandex is stupid is an attempt to assign a certain regional affiliation to each site. And as soon as a blogger from St. Petersburg writes “today in Ulan-Ude such and such took place” and until you sing to technical support and prove that you are not a deer, your site will be assigned to one that has nothing to do with you Buryatia.

9. Those who suffered by writing the word “” in their article, as a result of which they were either blacklisted or labeled “18+,” can also tell you a lot about how Yandex stupidly leaked their resources.

10. Well, you can fill out this item yourself if you came here by the queries “Yandex, you’re stupid,” “Yandex is the dumbest,” “Yandex, you’re a stupid bastard,” or “why is Yandex stupid.”

It’s strange, but I thought that everyone had forgotten about this stupid and useless request a long time ago. Three years have passed since I wrote an article for this request, and it is still in the TOP3 for the request “Yandex you honey.” These search engines are strange, but as they say, if there is a search query, then there must be a search answer.

Not much of a backstory about how it came to my mind to push Yandex’s sweetie onto the Internet. I in no way claim that it was I who came up with this stupid request, but it is my merit in promoting it to the masses.

And it was like this. I came across this request purely by chance, and an idea came to my mind - why not write an article about it and bring it to the TOP. By the way, there was no competition at all at that time. I wrote a rather primitive article, spammed it with the key “Yandex, you honey,” and that’s it, after a while the first site in Yandex was mine!

Well, then the SEO people woke up and decided to push me a little, which I actually didn’t resist. Traffic for the Yandex request you honey was useless, the main contingent was schoolboys who only wanted swear words and boobs.

And now to the heart of the matter, I looked into Yanedex Wordstat and gasped! It turns out that in addition to the main request about Yandex, there is a lot of interesting junk that is also being searched for. And so, I don’t have enough patience for all the requests, I’ll voice 5 pieces. Here we go!

– request frequency - 38,765

To be honest, I was blown away! That these people have nothing better to do? But as they say about tastes, you can’t argue, although you should. I, personally, am interested in another “query”: what people want to know when they type a query into the search bar.

"Yandex Google honey"– request frequency - 6,607

I’m even more crazy, what if you try Yandex Mail Google Bingo Sweetheart? Is there any logic to this request? Or is it better to find out immediately whether Yandex and Google are sweethearts. There is no point in arguing, although maybe it would be better to ask separately - are you Google honey?

“Yandex is sweet but Google is better”– request frequency - 5,535

Until some time I agreed with this formulation, but lately both search engines have made me especially sad.

New algorithms, new ranking methods and other nonsense.

“Yandex honey, I love you”– request frequency - 2,129

Not a bad result, in my opinion, but what does love have to do with it? I had a wild desire to look at the person who asks such a search query. If anyone knows such people, I would like to ask you a huge request, please let me know.

“Yandex, sorry honey”- total request frequency – 172

There are very few people who want to apologize to Yandez. But, as always, I am concerned about a completely different question: why do people ask Yandex for forgiveness? Although it’s just a matter of chance that they may have once offended the search engine, but how can you offend Yandex?

There are still a dozen and a half variations of this request left, they are less interesting and with less frequency. If you're interested, you can see for yourself. Perhaps you will select a request for your site, but in principle there is not much competition, but such a request is of no use. And perhaps you will find a use for such traffic.