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Keys

Below I give keys that will be useful to you when analyzing situations that happen to you in life.

1. Equally equal to internal.

2. The like attracts similar.

3. Note to pay attention to what is happening around and inside you.

4. If you notice something around and it causes you certain thoughts and emotions, therefore, it is present in you; You must extract some lesson from this situation.

5. If you don't like something in others, therefore, it is present in you.

6. If we avoid something, it means that the pain or fear is hiding behind.

7. Saying something, attend what you do.

8.Palls in any situation, at what happens. If you have a desire to escape, see how you do it.

9. Introducing the act, do not blame yourself, but analyze everything that happened before, during and after, including your thoughts, feelings and premonitions, and remove the lesson from the situation.

10.Sitations are generated or attracted by your thoughts and blocks.

11.Nach blocks - this is what we have to learn and understand about this world.

12. If you get into the same situation or constantly sick, therefore, you pass some lesson. What should you understand this situation?

13. You are the reason that it happens to you.

14. Do you try to change the world or people around you, change yourself first. When you change yourself, people around you will change, the world will change.

15. If you tell yourself and others that you have already changed, therefore, you have not changed at all, it's a mask.

16. If you tell yourself and others that you have everything in order in any area of \u200b\u200blife, therefore, there is a complete mess. It says the mask. It is here that it is necessary to look closely to yourself.

17. Do not consider the advice given to you and the help offered to you as a hint of your shortcomings and the inability to solve the task itself.

18. When you do not have something that you want to have, therefore, you either do not want or do not intend to really have it. To get something defined, describe yourself clearly what you want. Learn to granny thoughts crystal.

19.Name Do not think that people can give you or what you want from them to get. By doing so, you lose your attractiveness.

20. Forget about the desire to be strong. This power is love and attention to yourself and surround.

21. Men becomes free and able to act when a woman, loving him, refuses to possess them.

22.Made about what to have, and not about what you do not want.

23.Money do not come from what you do not like to live in poverty.

24. Wear attention is a channel for which energy flows to get a thought. For the thought follows creative energy.

25. Elegative emotions do not bring what you want, they only bring what you do not want.

26.Mets and fantasies show you your potential.

27. The conversion displays outside the limits and releases your potential outward.

28. If you repeat yourself all the time why you can't have the subject of your dreams, you will never get it. Start talking to yourself why you may have the desired.

29. examining money and material objects not from the point of view of meeting your own needs, but as a tool for self-knowledge, more complete self-expression and implementation of its potential.

30. Focus on what you want to have, and not on getting rid of what you do not want. Many do not know what exactly they want, but they know exactly what they do not want.

The mother-in-law decided to stroll along the empty apartment after the bath, but on the sofa it was waiting for a surprise in the form of a sleeping black son-in-law. The awakening of the peasant was terrible. He picks up a mother for a witch-mermaid and tries to fight with a fatal evil. A daughter arrives at the height of the battle on the stage and sees how the hubby is squeezing her naked mother on the sofa. The girl is in a hurry to understand what is happening, but a semi-resistant bottle of beer is treated under his feet. A foam drink turns the entire scene into a heap-maul with a son-in-law in the foundation. Will the guy succeed under the pile of women?

Feeling like a mermaid was chopped by his inhuman severity to the sofa, the guy pushed the rest of the air in the last cry: "No!" Everything, there was nothing more breathing. The lungs went out, inside something huddled, and he lost consciousness.

The daughter of all his might rushed shameless mother by the shoulders, and the ball of two women flopped right in the puddle on the carpet. An empty bottle happily spinning around the confused ladies. A couple of minutes, women raised their limbs and, disobeying this puzzle, was angry at each other. There were no words. It is said that glances are burning. Do not believe! If it were so, then the glance of the daughter was easily burned by the head of the unbelievable milf. Before the ladies, the gift of speech will return, we want to warn readers that for some moral considerations do not basically use an abnormative vocabulary on the site. Therefore, the subsequent female conversation is given in translation from Russian oral into Russian more or less literary.

At young people nerves are stronger, and the mind is cut, so the daughter interrupted the pause of the first:
- Oh, you are a fool of such a, sort of and detectable! What do you do?
- The fool itself is deleting! For whom the mouth you can easily! Why not at work? Did you drive?
- No, specially check came, look, what you do here without me! And on time! Mother native, in old age, naked on the apartment jumps and my man throws onto the man ...
- Damn, I also found a man! Delivered to me your fool nicely. Neither the skin, nor faces, no salary! Only the joy that the width on the pants. Came from work and immediately - Bryak on a sofa with beer! Even hands did not wash !!!
- What the guy cling to the guy! Think, my hands did not wash. Heat, I wanted to drink. We are not B. children's gardenWhere for dirty hands in the angle put. He is dressed, and you are on yourself, the catchment is bare, better look.

Under the daughter of the upwardness of Mamashek, slept a woolen cape from the chair and wrapped into it. Becoming more or less dressed, she felt more confident and went to the offensive:
- Early you, Durubus such, from kindergarten released! It was necessary to still hold the nodes somewhat, in the stinking corner on the pot, then I remember that the hands always need to wash under the crane! I took the bath, did not know that he declared home so early. Would you wanted to wash your hubby after work - I whateaneous that the light burns in the bathroom, knocked, and immediately became clear who is at home. I am also him and dinner sneaking. So no, I went to a snitch and a gallop to the refrigerator. And then - boo in dirty clothes on my sofa. I can walk in my room as I want. Not in vain for a two-room apartment, the latest veins pulled out. What do you have no TV? Also, the bottles with beer put on the aisle! Look at what my carpet turned. Who will you pay for dry cleaning now? Your beggar inquiry?

Mamachin finger was angry with a sticky stain on the alayer carpet. On the darkened wool surface with a thin ice chip chips. The idea that you have to part with money, rallied women against the new enemy. They turned to the guy at once.

During the female shimmer, a young man did not give a voice. Now he lay motionless, stretching out on the sofa without visible signs of life. From the corner of the mouth of the blood trickle.
- died, no way? - Hopefully asked mother.
"Yuuuuuu," the daughter drove into the voice and collapsed on the sofa next to her husband. The guy is slightly groaned.
- Live, - disappointed the mother-in-law. She was then bent over the sofa, studying the son-in-law for visible damage, and asked faith:
- We will quickly call or go through?

And here the cunning droplet, who slept somewhere in the mother's hair, fell guy on the forehead. He opened his eyes. Awakening was terrible. Research naked witch-mermaid with wet hair has now covered wool and buried right on him! Husband stuck and clogged in convulsions.
- No, it does not pass. Check, how it is short. White hot, not otherwise. You made yourself in the heat with your beer, - summarized the mother-in-law. - I will go, shook and call. You keep him stronger, but still falls to the floor, breaks something, and doctors will think that we beat him, "she dropped his woolen cape on the chair and approached Chiffira.

The cheeky evil disappeared, and the guy began to gradually calm down. A cute wife of his wife made his forgets through cotton wool. Faith caused: "Moyny, what's with you, where hurts?" He wanted to complain to the witch-mermaid, but an unfamiliar vicious voice rang out in the room:
- Where is the patient?
- Won, on the sofa. They came after work, and he already lies drunk unconscious. I used the whole carpet with my beer. Blood from the mouth goes and twitching all, - called nasty treachery voice.

The patient tried to explain that everything was wrong. But I could not tell about the witch-mermaid, the language did not obey. He only walked in vain. From movements in the chest, the guy groaned. Cold fingers touched her hand, then quickly ran through the body and painfully jagged into the ribs.
- AAA!
- Nothing, slate. Ears, two ribs are broken, a heat blow and some other nervous reaction. See, tick on the face? We will understand more in the hospital. The guy is a young, press the week and diverting outpatient. Ship on stretcher! Who will go to the hospital with us? Grab his documents!

The room began a bustle. Faith rushed to her husband's documents. The mother-in-law beyond the sanitation, as if the men suddenly did something from her precious room. In the car, the boy has a calming down, and he woke up by the hospital. The doctor from the ambulance turned out to be experienced, the diagnosis was correct. The ribs recorded the bandage, about the bruises they said that they would pass. The case was more difficult with tick. After the neuropathologist heard about the attack of the mermaid witch, he somehow looked strangely on the guy and led the psychiatrist. The doctor asked about parents, grandparents, called his wife with a mother-in-law. Then made a verdict: "Do not drink!"
- And wash your arms before meals! - Mama glazedly added.
"She is also not harmful," the doctor agreed. - Did you have any chemistry at work, all sorts solutions. All health has different, who knows how it will work on the body.

With this, and a hospital leaf of a boy left a hospital in a day. But on it a funny story From life in a residential area has not yet ended.

In the evening, young were shusked in their room. From mom, it was necessary to go, for sure. It was decided to look for any courses to learn and get to more cash. Side and then rent an apartment. In life, cubed the goal, the vegetable life of a young family, generously fired by beer, ended.

He was lucky for that war - not only earned several orders, but he returned alive, well, and most importantly - managed to save his psyche. Not fond of drugs, did not drink (except for holidays). In the stagnant years there were no problems with housing, and, as a participant in hostilities, the commander allocated Georgy a service apartment. Soon he married a young student Yule. Yule was 18 years old, she worked as an accountant, studied at the institute at the correspondence department and ... was completely indifferent to sex. Such young ladies have always surprised others: why marry something in this case? Live further with your parents, not a husband's head worried. But after all, before the military walked with hunt, because they were considered prestigious grooms ...
Jora with Frigida wife began not life, but Katorga. It so happened that Yuli's mother was a lonely woman, and Julia, having achieved the consent of Jora, offered her a little to live in new apartment with them.
To live along with a risk business, but how to refuse such a trifling young woman? Moreover, Victoria Igorevna liked him since the first meeting, when Julia led him to acquaint him with her mother.
Those at that time was just 35 years old. She was once a famous gymnast, champion. And so "friends" with her old coach, which flew from him at age 16. There was a terrible scandal, the coach was almost planted. Vika left the big sport, she even gave her one-room apartment. At 17 she had Yulka, which all relatives loved and pampered. And it has grown dead and fiddling special.
Young mother-in-law (just 10 years older than him) immediately liked George as a person. There were also incessia, and that completion that he dreamed of seeing in his wife. The figure of Victoria was almost perfect, but she looked so cool that it was difficult to even understand who she had to family flying. Everything in the military town and decided that she was the older sister of Julia.
Julia has in every way sprout from the fulfillment of "marital debt." That her head was sick, then there was still reason. Yes, and the mother began to complain: they say, I always want my husband, I got some kind of maniac! The mother-in-law calmed her daughter, he said that he was even useful to have sex, but Yule was not needed. In the end, she has already become annoying her young husband. In Afghans, it was not before love, and then I found such a "treasure" that even cry!
Soon, Yulka left for a month in Zhytomyr to take another session.
Living in the same apartment with Victoria, Georgia had to sometimes accidentally see her in a fairly frank form. That in a translucent nightie, when she fluttering around the apartment, then naked through the accidentally slightly suitable door of the bathroom, where she washed at that time. He invariably hit the beauty of her unusually feminine body, his mature appeal. At such moments, Georgia wanted to throw on her, to dive to himself and selflessly love, to pain, before the cries of pleasure.
He lived almost without sex, very much like her strong, commensurately folded gymnasts and a mature woman. Passing somehow in the evening past the bathroom, Zhora involuntarily glanced at the open door and met with a smiling eye of the mother-in-law, which at this time diligently wrapped with a washcloth. He even threw in the heat from the eroticity of this scene. His eyes for the fraction of a second with greed caught the smallest details of her seductive body. It was then that he felt a strong desire of proximity from the mother-in-law. And then do not care about the consequences ...
Victoria came out of a bathroom with a bathroom and soon called the son-in-law dinner. He suggested a little drink, the woman did not refuse.
George did not even assume that Victoria Igorevna was also not indifferent to him. She impressed his disadvantageous calm under any circumstances. They often had scandals with Yulka, and the daughter was invariably by their initiator. Zhora stoically tolerated her pickles, answering smiles on reproach. He already realized that the next quarrel was invented by the wife only in order to refuse closeness.
In a word, they saw, drank, then they danced a little and ... they did not notice how to kiss ...
Outside the night, naturally, in one bed ... And so it was good for them together that the whole month of the absence of Julia turned into a honeymoon. They constantly wanted to see each other and all the time they sought to still taste the forbidden fetus. However, why forbidden? Zhora was a strong man and soon declared the mother-in-law that could not live without it. She, seeing that with her daughter, they still won't live together for a long time, answered reciprocity. Therefore, when Julia returned from study, her husband gave her full resign!
He was Georgy by the head of the company, in the age came out of the Komsomol, and he did not go to the party. Therefore, for what divorced his wife, they could not punish him, especially since there were no complaints about it. Julia immediately so as not to sob, they married an officer-racket. He just had something unsuccessfully in the service during the service of the rocket and after receiving the dose of irradiation could no longer dream about any sex ...
And Zhora with the Wika soul in the soul lived for many years, gave birth and raised two children. Changed a couple of garrisons and no one already knew that his beauty Wika's wife was his own former mother-in-law!
Igor Zonov

Once my friends and I went to the healthy in Anapa. The first days we tied with alcohol. On the fifth - they passed the tests, the eighth began to run around the main building. And pester to the cooks. Lush women from 24 to 45, which look for 20 years older than their age. Put the cook in the bed - this is an extrusion, crown. During sex, she is not moaning, but, puffing says: "Oh, shifted, teen." Of course, there is still steeper to have sex with a procedural nurse, but this is not enough.

Once at the evening of dancing in the cafe "Randevu," we removed the woman. With such a person usually hang on the hill board. Similar adult ladies go to programs to Malakhov. Of the year 53 and very thick.

On the dance floor for her there was a fight. All conquerors of young hearts, as the chain fell. As a result, she went with me and comrade. In the room I tried to climb my fingers to the fold, find her cool pubis, and at that moment my friend began to kiss her legs. I drove it like PSA. And we started.

Usually I'm not fucking ugly. All this Tyumen-Style, blondes with multicolored nails and so on. But the woman is a completely different case. This is a perversion. This is how to take weight. Insert a crocodile or electric slope. And not at all because normal shmars do not give. With this fat, we soldered the mind incomprehensible things. It came to the point that I took her standing, holding on my hands for cool folds. Spinning like a caliper. As a result, she burst out and said: "At this place should be my daughter."

From the story you must understand one thing: adult women need sex more than 19-year-old

She understands, this time can be the last. There will be no chance. She must show himself. And 19-year-old people think: it did not work out - still all life ahead. The likelihood that the elderly will behave better in bed and do everything - 90 percent. With young Potskow, you may be a tale of 20 percent. And even less.

After you circled with her in Petrovich, treated champagne for 200 rubles per a glass, it would be very gentle and will react to what is happening in bed. Slow sex, licking, pleasant suction for three hours. It will not be a skin on the bolt to pull, like young rubbish, and in the morning we ask for a breakfast restaurant with champagne. It will cook, while you sleep.

Once we went on the train a large company of distant relatives and friends. And it happened so that everyone suddenly pulled out. The game in the mafia pulled all hours through three. Chicken ate. Outside the window - longing. I accidentally charged my mother's brother's wife. And told her mother's husband about it. He took the opportunity and repeated my act in Tambour. Under the pretext, which will not say anyone, she still charged my friend Valera. And the lady was good for 40. In short after 3 hours, we gladly played cards, guessing animals and difficult words. This sex somehow relaxed everyone.

Only lucky women are married. Rare happiness

She has wonderful parents. Mom - at school teaches music, dad has significant accumulations. Almost oligarch. Financial matured. Wife in love with you! And then you faced the mother-in-law! You see ... Now you are an eternal shareholder of this family. "Stop" - now you can only say you at the table. If dad will be buried - it will be quickly sent. It's just Jack Pot in your pocket when you fucked my wife's mother. But if you contacted my wife's girlfriend - consider that you have a needle in the egg. Sooner or later, it will pop up and you will be thrown out of the family. And mother-in-law ... she will not say anyone - not a fool. And with any convenient circumstances asked to repeat the started. The main thing is not to play with her in love - then she will leave the dad, and this we do not need. Feed them yet.

Baba is given on the road. therefore the best way For sex with a mother-in-law - a trip. Even so insignificant as a trip on the weekend along the Golden Ring. Best of all, of course, in the resort. You woke up from Boduna - Yesterday, the family noted that they were flying to Thailand. A wife with dad went to put a volleyball net, and you and the mother-in-law are lying from the cushion. Naturally, after half an hour she will offer to drink some sparkling wine - take off the hangover. At this moment and you have to take. Run phalanges into panties and drove. An hour later, you will jump behind the ball above the grid.

Daughter Plus Mom - a dish for gourmet. I did not try. But who passed through it, they say it is an extrusion. We must strive.

I want to offer your attention to your attention on the dessert about Mother's story. You will be surprised by learning that they all had a place in real life. Is it really happening? I'm shocked!

There is no malicious intent in narrations.

We want to protect our daughter, sometimes allowing you to flirt with the son-in-law.

In their 50, they become more painful every year.

Story about the mother-in-law and son-in-law

The case was in the country.

The wife fell into the hospital, and I had to score nails under the trees of sobs.

Matvey, here is another 1 carnation. Something is cryption you get - the second milf blew.

I was silent, for hell to join conflicts.

I have a mother-in-law for a speech, one hundred pounds will tell everything that I have a weak son.

So she decided to check it out.

When I figured out with the hats, I washed out of the barrel, I decided to lie down on the sofa.

I hear: Tuk-Tuk.

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I look, and I do not believe our eyes.

My mother-in-law went into a translucent coat.

I almost twisted me.

Looking close, looks, and breathes, heavily breathe.

Is there really preinfarcity, it dreamed of me.

Not here was, friends.

Her ass is closer and closer.

And then how I climbed me - thin, although the bones were frowning, and the teeth were careful.

Well, okay you, you're good. I know it. Oh, and here too, carnations. Let's drink him crooked? - Strictly blipped the mother-in-law, forcibly fueling his work.

About the carnations she said nothing spouse.

And what did I stay?

Stretch about her, still elastic, charms.

So I live "on 2 fronts".

Story about drunk mother-in-law

I love my spouse and tech adore, especially when she, in a drunken form, begins to talk about his adventures.

That's when I was a young one, oh, how do me the lips men. What flies on shit. You do not think, Klim, that we only got a missionary. You can't read the fool, nor in one book that your mother-in-law fanned. One behind, and the other one. And still. And you, no, how is my daughter pushing with you? - broke the stem course.

Wife at this time Like the salads in the kitchen.

We celebrated a holiday called "Seventh Sunday".

For a while, silently and adopting a hundred fifth dose on the chest, a drunk mother-in-law continued his breathtaking story.

And all of me, youth, loved. Gifts were given. What do you think that I removed for free pants? I choked the pickingily. Do you understand? And now, for a glass of boards, the deserted canaries are drunk in the house. Blokas - finished mother-in-law in the instructive speech, lugged.

I wonder, and she tells the truth?

I never know about it.

But I desperately believe it.

Banchurch Banya

I love to steam, slag drive out.

Then all the mess goes out.

It was all the mother-in-law. For money Bog.

That you mean to mine.

Even the spouse does not know how she works as a broom.

It quits for all the insults, the wife applied and for speech, against her created.

Do not argue, goes to the bath.

And I, like Baba, shout.

Yes, you are slaughtered, low. Do you think that, naked man that I did not see? Let me slapped you - Fucking the mother-in-law, bearing for punishment.

Hiding his improving, I received for all the grave, occasionally spying on how her buffer dances.

Here, I think a real woman.

Two in the grave drove.

Apparently I will become the third.

Stories about Tometwork was edited by Egorovsky.